It’s unclear how the python got in there

Love the nostalgia! Yeah these were pretty common in Aus as swap candidates before the Sr20 became cheap/commoditised.

200 milliliters (about a cup of coffee worth)

Australian euphemisms:

Also try “Pom” (Prisoner of Mother England). Means people (mostly wankers) from England.

2) it’s a Ford Fairlane

Most are not. At least not for 90% of the country

Nicknames apply. Image does not.

NF Ford Fairlaine Ghia. The lux model Falcon, slightly longer wheelbase.

Ford Fairliane Ghia.

Yeah, nah.. Not a Lincoln..

I love these wagons but you can get a nice stock one for less that hasn’t got someone else’s definition of cool stamped on it.

This is NP for sure - ok add a little haggle but seriously, with a little work you could do in your driveway (if you have one - bloody New York life) and you have a low mileage group A homologation that is ready for hooning.

Yeah Takata was the name going through my head when i thought of this

How about this scary Halloween steering wheel cover:

This:

me: [wants to be this guy so bad....]

I disagree with the truck suggestions only because i believe if you learn the hard way you know it for life. Truck clutches are extremely forgiving. Like a worn out oversized rubber band.

Nah, yeah... :(

yeah... nah...