Can I have a job then? I can write longer articles than this to get people riled up. :/

Because he always gets a shit-ton of comments and page views. $$$

I really don't understand why Kotaku hires a troll to write articles.

Skyrim, IMO, is the most overrated game of this console generation.

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I HATE character creation. I know many people like it, but all my characters turn out like crap. Which is why I always stick to presets, like the default Shepard in ME.

It's funny, I have ten different reasons to dislike Skyrim. I though we might have some overlap somewhere, but nope.

I can't get into this series. It lacks direction. I need a somewhat more linear experience or I get bored and find something else to do. Which sucks, 'cause this game looks good, but I know better.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...! ...that was my response to realizing Tim Rogers and I actually agree on something. Several somethings, in fact. I would say I am in stark agreement on points 1, 2, 3 and 10 without question.

On the point about the bad combat I was completely agreeing and wondered if the superior combat in Dark Souls would get a mention. It did and it was also slated to my complete surprise.

Holy shit. I'm in utter awe and amazement that anyone can write such a long article and say absolutely fucking nothing.

Both Bethesda and Bioware have terrible hair choices for men and women in their games. Its not even that many choices either. Neither quality nor quantity.

Is this a joke? I looked to see a Skyrim article that wasn't overly positive for once, and it appears to be a joke article.