Oooh, I’ll co-sponsor your event, but it has to be on Christmas Day, not Christmas Eve or any other Christmas-adjacent day, because otherwise it’s not really Christmas, and mom would be alone on Christmas if we didn’t have it ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

Someday, after I become ridiculously wealthy and successful, I will throw a fabulous annual holiday party called Fifth Christmas and only children whose parents are divorced will be allowed to come. And we will drink and be merry and bitch about our parents.

I’m a white person and as such work diligently against my own racism on a daily basis. I openly acknowledge that racism exists within all white people and must be challenged.

You’re an idiot if you buy into that story. Michelle moved to the WH with two children younger than Barron. The woman doesn’t want to be First Lady.

To be fair, she does give one hell of an inspiring speech ;)

For lifting the veil off mental illness

Exactly. She helped rescue the boys! And told them what to do. It was so inspiring.

Princess Leia and Ripley were my brunette heroines in a vast sea of vapid 80's blondes. Anyone who can’t understand what they meant for girls of a certain generation can go jump in a lake.

Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go light candles for the continued health and safety of Sigourney Weaver and Betty White.

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

I can’t believe Tucker Carlson was ever a thing

I walk to work and the taxes aren’t the hell you make them out to be, so this doesn’t apply to everyone. But hey! Enjoy your assault weapons and ability to freely pollute with your car! (The polar vortex should be great as well!)

Source: Moved from Minnesota to San Diego.

That’s cool. Please do. Will you check in from time to time and let us know how your lawless frozen hellscape is doing?

California doesn’t have vehicle inspections. There are too many cars on the road for that crap, but I wish they did sometimes, when some POS breaks down and makes the already bad traffic, worse.

Also, smog inspections aren’t that bad. You don’t have to do them for the first 6 years of owning a vehicle and after than…

What ridiculous vehicle inspections are you referring to? I have to have a certified smog check every two years to get my car registration, but that’s the only thing I recall being required on the form.

Yeah, she would have gotten away with it, too if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

Hey man its chilly here to today! 71f as the high! What is this!?! Siberia!?

That’s because you’re seeing the nature of humans. People bitch about everything and never do much to improve their situation. That’s not a CA specific problem.

Apparently not the Chargers...