Oh God. Coming back from the Middle East a month after 9/11 and I got the third degree, from two different people, about why I had been where I was (work), why was I doing that work (paycheck, it’s fun), and why was I coming to America at this time (because I was born here; why the fuck do you think I’m coming back…

As an American who’s traveled internationally a lot for school and work I have had more inane and stupid interactions with CPB agents than I can count. Xenophobia is rampant among them. I once was questioned for 45 minutes (while coming back from a weekend in Canada, no less) about a trip to the Middle East I’d made…

Additional bullshit is the no pay in 5 years. They haven’t been huge raises, but the pay freeze ended in 2014 after three or four years. And Obama wanted to end it 2012 but the GOP house decided they’d rather shut down the government.

There are no Bad Dogs, only Bad Dog Owners

Rest assured that it is, in fact, an excellent dog.

A dog willing to pose for a picture with Bill Walton is by definition a good dog.

All dogs are good dogs.

Is that dog a good dog? I hope it is.

What they will never admit is that Bill’s bike is clearly lost on a baggage carousel somewhere deep in the bowels of Denver International Airport.

Ewwww.

So what you are saying is that Collinsworth is being offered a post in the new administration

So he didn’t go through the therapy and is, therefore, still gay?

I’m not sure I care. I may be embracing our new fact-free era! Wheeeeee!

I assume that Pence has been on the receiving end of literally miles of cock. The lady doth protest too much.

Many people are saying that Pence went through gay conversion therapy and it’s really sad. I’m not saying Mike Pence is a sloppy party bottom that went through gay conversion therapy, but important people - all the best people - so many people - you don’t realize how many people are saying this.

I feel like the phrase, “teeny, tiny bone” is a bit on the nose here.

I’m hoping that as their only policy plans so far have been to “Drain the swamp!” President-elect Dipshit decides “Well we’re going to keep things as Obama had them for a while until we can figure out what we’re doing...” and then every member of his cabinet and constituency dies of rage stroke.

I assumed something super gay because whenever a homophobe has a scandal, it usually involves secret rent boy assignations.

The world needs you. Take the job, and do your best to leak baby, leak.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.