I read somewhere that the phrase “The customer is always right” has done more damage than any other in business today. I’m inclined to agree.

#3 don’t take it personally.

I’m the membership person for the nonprofit I work for, and every time someone threatens to cancel their membership over this and that that our staff did, I do what I can but never blame the staff or bend over backward. I do what I can to discourage bad customer behavior. If someone is going to be super rude to our…

I’ve been a customer for (10, 20, 50) years and I’m never coming back! Or they’d throw the store credit card at you

I got crap once from a customer at the pet place where I worked for not being able to PROVE whether or not there was potassium in a dried pig’s ear. I said I thought there probably was, but since I couldn’t produce the INGREDIENT list for A PIG’S EAR, they gave me crap for a half an hour. I mean. What the fuck.

I switched to a retail job about 9 years ago from having been in the corporate world as varying levels of assistant for yeeears. I work at a museum shop so it is a different animal than your big box stores, but whoah have I learned a lot. (I do love my job too! Turns out I’m really good at this.)

You sound like an overgrown child. Retail ain’t pretty, but most adults can suffer it with at least a touch of class.

Also Zip Boppity Bops will come pick you up at your home, if you want, and if you would prefer to stay nearby during the unconstitutional mandatory waiting period, they also have an arrangement with a nearby hotel.

Unfortunately, it will also need to have bars on the windows and doors, extreme security to get in and the patients and employees will still have to face a gauntlet of horrible pro-birth jerks.

Seriously. I’ve had an abortion and a birth, and it’s like stubbing your toe vs losing your toe due to ongoing diabetes. There’s no comparison.

But for their sake, we’ll call them “Aborted Chicken Ovums Benedict”

It would make sense. Then they would pass a law saying no juice before an abortion, because they are nutcases.

This information always makes me so fucking infuriated. You know what’s medically dangerous? PREGNANCY. With an abortion, you get some anesthesia and zip bop bippity pop, it’s done. With my C-section, they gutted me open, put my uterus and intestine on my belly, and then sewed it all back into place. I couldn’t walk…

Obviously, only one of those words is scary.

Goddammit, Jonathan. Being a dick to Slayers, being a dick to developers... dude never learns.

OH GOD WHY AHHHHHHHHHHHH

...has a killer writing staff.

Awww, snap! Take that successful female comedienne!

Well I would imagine so, but so did Dave Chappelle (and every other good show). And it being her show, I’m sure she has a good deal of control over what goes out. Plus she’s also writing along with them, as well as producing and directing a few episodes. Truly this is her baby; the writers deserve credit but her name…