It's Robert Bruschia, aka Bobby B, aka Bobby Bottleservice.

Monkeys Do It. End of story. "You're like a perverted individual!"

Bologna Foot.

Reality Bites Back — the fake reality show hosted by MIB and featuring Amy Schumer as one of the contestants. In the same vein as Chappelle and "Trading Spouses," it farcically predicted "Diving with the Stars" before it was a real thing.

I'm sorry. Are you suggesting the "right kind" of bacon is chewy? You are a monster, and you are the reason we can't have nice things.