Yikes.

That’s victory juice, dude.

Dick’s and Lincoln are sister companies, per the article; the original form had Lincoln on it, which tells me that the plan to sell the car to Lincoln to attempt to fuck over Ogle was in the cards from the beginning.

They have a criminal conspiracy or conversion law up there? Time to use it.

Tow companies can go and fuck themselves. Yes, Every. Single. One. 

He would be a prime example, save for the fact that he can and does fight. And he can score too.

I assume this is a joke I’m not getting? The 737 is in production with over 400 deliveries this year, and a backlog of around 4,700 orders. http://www.boeing.com/commercial/#/orders-deliveries

^ READ THIS

God I’m so tired of this “all Midwesterners are cannibals” stereotype.

Does the heater work? Because here in the Midwest, Fall is already over.

While I hate -- to my core — to see the Cowboys win a game, the fact that they took away this clown’s ability to talk shit is an early holiday gift.

We all knew this is what would happen with Keenum, after his improbable success filling in for the Vikings.  Take the money and run, Case. 

Deputy Editor is the second in command at a website/newspaper. It’s a very common.

Ah, but they are relevant to my childhood and hence to my Halloween candy rankings.

This is both awesome and about the redneckiest kismet possible.

one of my neighbors used to give us leftover change from his trips to other countries

Satan’s earwax.
(Heard it on a morning radio show, loved it, can’t take credit for it.)

Necco Wafers.

i know this is a 4 month old thread, but i had to reply...

It’s remarkable just how good it looks in fly yellow. That Prince knew his shit.

Yeah, zero chance I’d even think about buying this car. Any asshat who did such asshat things to the visuals likely drove it like an asshat as well.