Only November? My faith in humanity started dipping the second he began winning primaries.

Christ on a flaming cracker, that vainglorious idiot is so wretchedly out of his depth it’s painful to watch. A belligerent, stupid man too bellicose and insecure to even fathom how utterly incapable he is at dealing with a minor traffic infraction, much less an actual honest-to-god international crisis. People will…

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”