Did they have the champagne chilled prior to arrival and poured awaiting your entrance? Last time, mine was only slightly chilled and wasn’t even poured before I entered. The nerve.

Yeah, last time I order one, they came in a motorcoach. Roll out a red carpet from my front door to the roundabout parking circle infront of my main house.

Only the heathens actually go to a Rolls dealership to pick out an automobile. Rolls brings the dealership to those of us who won’t be caught dead in one of those filthy places.

Hm. Am I the only one not buying the fact that Pam Anderson  casually tosses about phrases like ‘Pyrrhic Victory’ in everyday conversation?

Poor Theresa! As I’ve said before, I look forward to watching her attempt to govern. 😢

Theresa May of the Pyhrric victory.