Classy grown-up goth: ultimate goal.

I wish he'd stashed his fap-kit before taking the picture.

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Getting Things Done

Every time I see the size of someone else's gear I'm that much happier I shoot micro four-thirds.

Windows phone users are just a myth.

So you're paying $90+ a month for an iPhone for no reason?? It sounds like you should just get a prepaid phone; or at the very least unlock that iPhone and get prepaid service.

Looks like you're looking for Alfred.