No one is owed a spot on anyone else’s platform. If the PA guys don’t like their politics (and good for them if they don’t, honestly) then they don’t have to put them on stage.

Look, nobody else was available! They asked around. Everyone else was too busy being free to do the slavery.

So wait wait wait wait wait. It’s fucking COINCIDENCE that every single slave in the antebellum South just happened to be black?

Cool. Better than shrugging your shoulders and printing the story like it’s the truth.

“I didn’t do it”

That didn’t happen.

John McCain is looking up at this and just shaking his head.

This is happening, and it’s happening because there literally are no consequences. The government of the people, by the people and for the people has no clothes. Democratic party leaders aren’t fighting and we aren’t holding them accountable, so why should they? The out-and-out forces of darkness see that there is…

Joe Scarborough:

i feel like bethesda has calculated that they possess infinite goodwill for making those medium defining classic games where you hit crabs with your sword until you can find a better sword or a bigger crab

When contacted about the Power Armor vanishing for players as a result of their bug fixes, Bethesda had this to say:

Euthanize this game. Give the body to the modders––they’ll know what to do.

Not to defend the governor here, but Foxhoven was often described by his colleagues as “Makavelian.”

Judging from what else was added in the past couple years as verboten language, they’re also not allowed to say that the president is a con man or a sexual predator.

It’s not even clear that the bullets were the cause of death. Lots of those kids died from blood loss, organ failure, and other kinds of trauma. Blaming it on a couple ounces of high-velocity lead recently passing through them is hasty and unreasonable.

Not all of those kids died with bullets in them. If this author even pretended to know about guns, he’d know that some bullets pass right through the victim. Also I’m sure shot and other pellets led to some of those deaths. If he can’t even get this detail right, how can he know the right way to control guns. And…

Gun nuts don’t give a fuck about kids, that’s what school shootings have taught us. Most Americans might disagree, but the gun nuts are winning.

*Autocorrelate

Clean up of male tears on Aisle 007!

“Ed Sheeran is, in fact, secretly married, sorry to his five heartbroken fans.”