drove a rental car a few weeks ago and there was lots of stomping the dead pedal and pawing at the cup holders. That and about 30 seconds of confusion before being able to drive, finally remembering column shifters are a thing.

Somewhere in the Denver area there is a stock looking Wagneer that put over 800 HP to the wheels.

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I wanted on so badly until I realized how much they were going to cost here. Maybe in 15 yrs there will be an Abarth version I can afford.

I recently moved to Colorado, which was a huge improvement over the south- aside from the fact that people don't use fun word like bend-whoopers here.

Bend-whoopers is what I always heard them called.

I always thought that's why all cars came with hazard lights

this here. dang hyrdostatical money vortices