Who the fuck would look good in this? Even the model looks miserable. It’s like an Italian wedding cake turned on its side and allowed to rot. Or maybe that weird ribbon candy that only gets sold at Christmas attached to a men’s XXL t-shirt.

And let’s not forget that bottom flounce will hit some of us a our widest…

Dammit! My joy has been sucked away by MRAs. Ass monkeys.

If I weren’t so pissed about this, I’d tell you how much I love ‘shitlords’ and it is now my favorite insult.

And it isn’t as if Sanders didn’t know about the superdelegates when he started running as a Democrat. If he was so against them, then he should have run as an independent. He obviously doesn’t give a shit about the party, look at his lack of interest in downstream races.

Oh, good grief, settle down.

Well, it has been described as the vertical expression of horizontal desire...

No, what’s -known- is that it’s a genetic condition, the rest of it is pure speculation.

I’m with you. I rather like “I Am Number Four.” That said, I hadn’t read the book and didn’t really feel compelled to afterward.

Maybe Eragon sucked because the source material sucked.

Scarlet Witch trying to kill The Vision? Oh, that’s going to get in the way of the love story. And, they have her flying — which I can totally live with. (Yeah, I’m a SC fan.)

Sorry, I’d love to believe Bernie supporters will vote for Clinton, but I have my doubts. I think too many of them are only engaged because of Sanders (yay for him and them) but, if he’s not the nominee, they’re going to take their ball and go home. As a Clinton supporter, I don’t have the luxury of not voting.…

Every time she bites her lip, take a shot. You’ll be hammered in the first ten minutes.

Right! And it was some ridiculous number of flowers in the thousands. I know there are people who hated it, but I thought it was over the top in the best way.

I’m not sure if it was this show of the UK one, but there was one episode where they glued flowers to the walls of a bathroom. It was gorgeous.

And he looks cool doing it. Not like it’s the worst, most awkward thing he’s ever done in his life like, oh, every other president. He’s actually having fun. What an idea.

I agree for the most part, but some kids have issues with mouth feel. Like big big issues. But, that being said, it really is the parent’s responsibility to know that and deal with it at home. Let little Peach Pit eat something at home so they don’t have to be indulged at the restaurant.

What I want are her arms. I have a bad case of old lady arm.

See, this is why I always explain to people that I work blue. After that, they’re on their own.

If only I’d had a mouthful of this stuff so I might have done a spit take for this comment. You, kid, are comic gold.

Branding. It’s pretty evil. As Bill Hicks once said, “If you’re in marketing, kill yourself. No, I’m not kidding, kill yourself. You’re Satan’s little handmaiden.”