It’s a palate thing. For example, trying to eat pretty much any candy we loved as children — aside from Milky Way bars, obviously — is an exercise in nausea and wounded tongue. (Jesus, what the fuck are Pixie sticks made out of anyway? Draino and Mr. Clean Lemon Scent?)

Also, maybe the doctors and researchers have a better idea of how to set the schedule of vaccinations than a layman does. Just going out on a limb here.

That’s Bo Derek.

I posted about this, too. It was a huge fad.

Maybe I’m missing something, but Bo Derek had cornrows in the film “10” back in 1979 and it set of a whole cornrow fad among white girls. She certainly was praised, admired, and imitated. I’m stupid as hell about cultural appropriation, but that certainly seems to fill the bill as does this instance.

I’m not feeling the love. Well, we can commiserate in foggy gray.

Sour cream. Brillo pad. Oyster. Toucan. My cat, Bob.

And I have to go with didn’t-he-win-an-Oscar-for-playing-a-transgender-AIDS-victim? The guy can act. I’m waiting to see what spin Leto puts on the character before I assume he sucks.

When I was two, we had a boxer named Duchess. I would share her dog food. One handful for her, one handful for me. I was a thoughtful child.

That’s not blood on the plate. It’s water with myogloblin (sp). Most of blood in an animal is removed when it is slaughtered. But if you’re one of those hates red folks, well, there’s nothing to be done.

I give you Dick Cheney. But Walker is trying very hard to replace him as most dickish dude ever.

Hmmmmm, my sister-in-law puts mayonnaise in her guacamole. I find that gross as hell.

I’m thinking we’ve all been trolled by Times. Also, peas in guacamole taste like the tears of children and widows.

I love that book.

If they just got themselves sick, I’d be fine with your approach. But sadly, these fucks can infect other people.

Oh boy, you’ve punched so many Illogical Bingo cards in this one post it takes my breath away. Also, pulling a Godwin is the cherry on top. Either you’re the best troll ever, or you really believe this crap and that is just sad.

We’ve been trying to get some version of this fucker passed for almost 100 years. I hope she can get the ball rolling on this, I just don’t have any hope of getting it passed. But I’m cheerful that way.

Lose you mind first most likely.

Now you can just stop being all sensible and such like.

I’m short-waisted. Like freakishly short-waisted. Low-rise isn’t good, but high rise is horrible. Those below-the-waist pants? They’re what Jesus made for short-waisted gals like me.