Well, it has been described as the vertical expression of horizontal desire...

No, what’s -known- is that it’s a genetic condition, the rest of it is pure speculation.

Sorry, I’d love to believe Bernie supporters will vote for Clinton, but I have my doubts. I think too many of them are only engaged because of Sanders (yay for him and them) but, if he’s not the nominee, they’re going to take their ball and go home. As a Clinton supporter, I don’t have the luxury of not voting.…

Every time she bites her lip, take a shot. You’ll be hammered in the first ten minutes.

Right! And it was some ridiculous number of flowers in the thousands. I know there are people who hated it, but I thought it was over the top in the best way.

I’m not sure if it was this show of the UK one, but there was one episode where they glued flowers to the walls of a bathroom. It was gorgeous.

And he looks cool doing it. Not like it’s the worst, most awkward thing he’s ever done in his life like, oh, every other president. He’s actually having fun. What an idea.

I agree for the most part, but some kids have issues with mouth feel. Like big big issues. But, that being said, it really is the parent’s responsibility to know that and deal with it at home. Let little Peach Pit eat something at home so they don’t have to be indulged at the restaurant.

What I want are her arms. I have a bad case of old lady arm.

See, this is why I always explain to people that I work blue. After that, they’re on their own.

If only I’d had a mouthful of this stuff so I might have done a spit take for this comment. You, kid, are comic gold.

Branding. It’s pretty evil. As Bill Hicks once said, “If you’re in marketing, kill yourself. No, I’m not kidding, kill yourself. You’re Satan’s little handmaiden.”

It’s a palate thing. For example, trying to eat pretty much any candy we loved as children — aside from Milky Way bars, obviously — is an exercise in nausea and wounded tongue. (Jesus, what the fuck are Pixie sticks made out of anyway? Draino and Mr. Clean Lemon Scent?)

Also, maybe the doctors and researchers have a better idea of how to set the schedule of vaccinations than a layman does. Just going out on a limb here.

That’s Bo Derek.

I posted about this, too. It was a huge fad.

Maybe I’m missing something, but Bo Derek had cornrows in the film “10” back in 1979 and it set of a whole cornrow fad among white girls. She certainly was praised, admired, and imitated. I’m stupid as hell about cultural appropriation, but that certainly seems to fill the bill as does this instance.

I’m not feeling the love. Well, we can commiserate in foggy gray.

Sour cream. Brillo pad. Oyster. Toucan. My cat, Bob.

And I have to go with didn’t-he-win-an-Oscar-for-playing-a-transgender-AIDS-victim? The guy can act. I’m waiting to see what spin Leto puts on the character before I assume he sucks.