When I was two, we had a boxer named Duchess. I would share her dog food. One handful for her, one handful for me. I was a thoughtful child.

That’s not blood on the plate. It’s water with myogloblin (sp). Most of blood in an animal is removed when it is slaughtered. But if you’re one of those hates red folks, well, there’s nothing to be done.

I give you Dick Cheney. But Walker is trying very hard to replace him as most dickish dude ever.

Hmmmmm, my sister-in-law puts mayonnaise in her guacamole. I find that gross as hell.

I’m thinking we’ve all been trolled by Times. Also, peas in guacamole taste like the tears of children and widows.

I love that book.

If they just got themselves sick, I’d be fine with your approach. But sadly, these fucks can infect other people.

Oh boy, you’ve punched so many Illogical Bingo cards in this one post it takes my breath away. Also, pulling a Godwin is the cherry on top. Either you’re the best troll ever, or you really believe this crap and that is just sad.

We’ve been trying to get some version of this fucker passed for almost 100 years. I hope she can get the ball rolling on this, I just don’t have any hope of getting it passed. But I’m cheerful that way.

Now you can just stop being all sensible and such like.

I’m short-waisted. Like freakishly short-waisted. Low-rise isn’t good, but high rise is horrible. Those below-the-waist pants? They’re what Jesus made for short-waisted gals like me.

And I get hating housework. I’ve been couch bound after foot surgery for two months and the house is a tragedy . Okay not really, but I’m OCD about things being where they should be. And yet, I’m giving all the fucks about whether or not the cleaning and picking up gets done. Being in pain for two months is very…

I also work at home, I just don’t like to talk about it along with the housework stuff. I don’t think I’m being edgy. I’m really very lucky.

Housekeeping is work. Our GNP would be much better if women’s unpaid work was acknowledged.

Well, if you must quibble...

And now I’m sad for you. Maybe someday all the hot water will be yours.

You need an instant on water heater. Never run out of hot water again.

I agree that often remakes are better than the originals. Like you, I’m old and have seen multiple iterations of many films. Some I loathed, some were great. I’m trying to think of any film it’s would be insane to try to remake ones that occur to me are “Gone With the Wind” “Citizen Kane” “Rules of the Game” “Blazing…

Oh, I understand it, just too over the top for my tastes. But like I said, I can total feel how appealing that kind of expressed rage would be to teenage girls. And nothing wrong with that at all.

There are three different versions of “The Women.” And “Dracula” has had so many reincarnations it beggars the mind.