Hell must have frozen over since that's what it would take for me buy even an original piece from this useless coward.

Actually, no, she didn't sign up for this. She didn't sign up to be abused and harassed. She didn't sign up to be constantly at the beck and call of these assholes.

Given what we know about Olivia's father is anyone surprised she's in a fucked relationship? I'm pretty sure it would be impossible for her to have a normal relationship.

Who thought this would be a good idea? What shit-for-brains network executive said, "Carrie Underwood is a successful singer, let's put her in a musical where her artificially whitened teeth, ridiculously taut body, and spray tan won't stand out at all."

Oh please, Dubya basically ceded his presidency to Dick Cheney, while he went out and cleared brush on his pig farm, (Oh, the "ranch?" No, before he bought it, it was a pig farm.) who damn well knew about everything going on. And let's not forget that charming speech Dubya gave after 9/11 where he referred to it and…

Because I've been ill and Mr. Rottenkitty is out of town, I've been living off delivery. My fridge contains things that I'm certain are unspeakable now.

A lot of people don't know the most basic of safe food handling methods. Or that dull knives are more likely to cut you. Or that some foods shouldn't go in the fridge. I could go on, but I'm tired.

His worst crime is his inability to use periods. The commas are a secondary sin.

You know, unless you can provide hard evidence that Alan Alda has the skins of small children in has attic, I'm going to go on believing that he is what he appears to be.

Soooo, he's an actor, too.

Well, I for one, appreciate you clarifying that. I'm certain we were all confused.

There are several problems with that dress.

First: It's the wrong shape for her body. She's curvy girl and high-cut necklines do her no favors.

Secondly: Satin fabric. There should be a moratorium on satin. It's tough to sew properly and almost impossible to keep from wrinkling.

Third: The color is terrible on her. …

I've had hair two inches short and right now it's about half-way down my breasts. You know why I've done both long, short, and in-between? Because it's my fucking hair. This goes for anything else body related.

You know, if you write a novel as amazing as TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD, you really don't need a second book.

Holy crap! Are you kidding?!

It's an incredibly somber place. But I guess they're not doing the runway in the room with the piles of shoes and suitcases taken from concentration camp victims. Because that might be in poor taste.

Her whole post is just so filled with self-loathing and sexism, but the comments expressing support are even worse. Her poor boys will no doubt faint dead away when they finally realize Mom had to have had sex at some point for them to be here.

I side-eyed Mrs. Hall's post so hard it about knocked me out.

It's professionally lit and edited. Maybe a real wedding, but this is pro work all the way.

No, I understood you. I know you have no interest in the game.