You're assuming the product does what they're claiming it does. Not so much.

Then this is a victory for the most cynical aspects of Disney. Put out unstable software that, let's face it, sucks, and wait for the collectors to spend a fortune on the ancillaries.

Oh, blame the developer. This game didn't come from Disney marketing, it was developed at Avalanche and pitched to Disney Interactive, which embraced its cynical design. Then Disney Interactive spent a horrific amount on the development of this project. There's plenty of blame to go around.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! This is Disney corporate using one of its holdings to shill product. Oh, and trust me, the hosts never laid a glove on the game before the segment.

So much derp. Derp-erific. Derp-tacular. Derp-ified. Deep fried derp.

Death is too good for him. I want him to suffer every day for the rest of his life.

Perhaps you should reference an older novel, THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT by Walter Tevis. The protagonist of that novel is a woman. The more you know...

Yeah, not so much...Baryshnikov is still quite alive.

The best quote I've ever about Brooks is that, "David Brooks writes the way a stupid person thinks a smart person sounds." He's also an insufferable douche.

I actually called someone an evil bitch for saying that this 11 year-old girl would be happy to have a C-section and give the baby up to a loving home. It beggars the mind how heinous these "pro-life" types are.

Yes, please let's give a national platform to this mental midget. Now I need to go weep for all the children who will likely suffer from preventable diseases thanks to her idiocy. Loathsome cow.

Thank goodness she'll be shut of him.

OMG, this! The pernicious cult of putting flowers on headbands for infants is just beyond me. And looks uncomfortable.

Jesus Christ, I love you right now.

Especially Ramen noodles.

This sounds suspiciously like the plot for those "Fifty Shades of Crap" books.

You're only weird if you don't find a hirsute Greek God attractive.

And this is what it really get down to. He didn't see them as people just things to do with as he pleased. I'm certain he doesn't get that he will be going to prison forever because of what he did to them. How could things put him away.

Yes, he did have a health scare. As anyone can have at anytime. But the bottom line is he's already written roughly a million words in this series. And yes, it has expanded since he started, but if you think any author owes you their time and creativity beyond the current book/film/tv show you're acting shockingly…

You totally get it. Thank you.