Sooooooo, once she gets to America there are no more American flags with which she might fashion a different sort of costume? And wouldn't "real" Americans think she's desecrated the flag by turning it into a thong and a smallish top?

Because I've been ill and Mr. Rottenkitty is out of town, I've been living off delivery. My fridge contains things that I'm certain are unspeakable now.

A lot of people don't know the most basic of safe food handling methods. Or that dull knives are more likely to cut you. Or that some foods shouldn't go in the fridge. I could go on, but I'm tired.

His worst crime is his inability to use periods. The commas are a secondary sin.

You know, unless you can provide hard evidence that Alan Alda has the skins of small children in has attic, I'm going to go on believing that he is what he appears to be.

Soooo, he's an actor, too.

Well, I for one, appreciate you clarifying that. I'm certain we were all confused.

There are several problems with that dress.

First: It's the wrong shape for her body. She's curvy girl and high-cut necklines do her no favors.

Secondly: Satin fabric. There should be a moratorium on satin. It's tough to sew properly and almost impossible to keep from wrinkling.

Third: The color is terrible on her. …

I've had hair two inches short and right now it's about half-way down my breasts. You know why I've done both long, short, and in-between? Because it's my fucking hair. This goes for anything else body related.

Potato Boy. The episode only aired once during its original run, and Sci Fi never aired it when they had it in syndication.

You know, if you write a novel as amazing as TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD, you really don't need a second book.

Yep. Really doesn't approve of it at all.

Holy crap! Are you kidding?!

It's an incredibly somber place. But I guess they're not doing the runway in the room with the piles of shoes and suitcases taken from concentration camp victims. Because that might be in poor taste.

Her whole post is just so filled with self-loathing and sexism, but the comments expressing support are even worse. Her poor boys will no doubt faint dead away when they finally realize Mom had to have had sex at some point for them to be here.

I side-eyed Mrs. Hall's post so hard it about knocked me out.

It's professionally lit and edited. Maybe a real wedding, but this is pro work all the way.

I agree. It's clear she really put some effort into book one, but by book three you could practically hear the editor breathing down her neck to turn the manuscript in. It would have been better had she either declined to do two more books or been given more time to write them.

As if Ayn Rand gave a shit about story. She had all the literary inclination of a Harlequin Romance dolled up with a sociopathic worldview. No wonder she's the darling of the hardcore Libertarians and Tea Party bozos.

No, I understood you. I know you have no interest in the game.