Have patience, young ones. Dudes stop this ridiculous shit when you're in your forties. And also after you say, "Hey, isn't there a goat you need to go blow?"

Agreed. I really do love Ron Swanson. Sadly, he's often misunderstood.

Oh look. The tiniest douchebag just got his wings.

Gosh, I would have tried to plow through your bloviating, but if you can't be bothered with paragraph breaks, I can't be bothered to read past the first two sentences.

Yeah, because the guy who ran this site is overflowing with the love of humanity. Sorry, I have zero patience for his particular brand of nonsense. He's creepy, misogynistic, racist, and closed his site like the coward he is when the flashlight was pointed in his cockroachy direction.

Yep. It had the "white people uber alles" stink all on it.

Oh, I get it! You're showing us ironically just how knuckle-dragging someone who embraced the type of behavior advocated in the 32-things-awesome-dudes-should-know article might be. I mean, otherwise you'd just sound like a fucking moron.

Indeed. Ron Swanson likes women.

Oh, the Internet version of shitting on someone's front porch. You *are* a charmer.

Some people believe their little rays of sunshine are so special they should be included no matter what. And I have nothing against kids, but there are some venues where they aren't appropriate. (And no, this wasn't a Bridezilla thing. Small wedding+multi-level home+deck with 15' drop into cactus and an uncovered…

What an impressive expression of bad manners. Not as bad the person who brought a toddler to our adults-only wedding, but damn close.

I stand corrected.

There are 7 BILLION people on the planet. We are already over-populated. More people are alive today than have lived in the ENTIRE history of mankind.

Jesus, this. This is so very right. I've been saying this for so many years. Until men start standing up to other men saying this shit is evil it's just going to continue.

No, it's the radical notion that women are people. Sorry if you're confused.

You do realize that sexual harassment has nothing to do with attraction and everything to do with power, dominance, and control? Oh wait, it's obvious that you don't know shit.

Hmmm, well, a AAA tile costs somewhere in the 35-50 million dollar range to make. (Some have cost into the 100 million range.) That's not counting promotion and advertising costs on the back end which can easily double that amount. I'm sorry, I must have missed the Kickstarter that raised 50 million.

This. So much this. This is what I said when I heard this story. They're doctors. They failed to treat her and she died from an utterly predictable infection. They killed her.

"Because, after all, Greenpeace."

Well, as a decrepit crone of 54, I see very little on TV in my age range. Fortunately, I'm not very mature for my age.