There are people still paying attention to metacritic? That's just so sad.

Word. Because there's nothing more Oz-like than an extra heaping helping of doucheness. Hooray!

Bunnies or deer.

Thank god someone said this. I loathe PETA for far more than their shitty ads. Of course, they think my cats and dog are being held prisoner by me. I certainly think, "Bwahahaha, bow down before me puny animal" as my cat sleeps ON MY PILLOW. Half the time I wake up and he's Bogarted the whole damn thing.

Yeah, I was going to get all het up about the idea of Love It or List It as the sexiest HGTV show until I realized more hot twin action for the rest of us.

Did you miss nap and cookies this afternoon? 'Cause you're pretty cranky.

I'd be very surprised if they don't have some kind of investigation in to this. Even if it's of the , "We'd like to have a chat with you" variety.

Body/personality snarking is always okay as long as it's Lea Michelle. (oh and try-hard slut shaming, too.)

Is there enough "Ew" in the world to cover this? I need many sloths and kittens. Stat.

Yes, they were all very glad they would avoid being raped in prison.

Oh, because not every suicide attempt is successful.

Try searing the steak in a pan on the stove on both sides (I also sear off the ends, but that's optional) then transferring it into a 400 degree oven for about 12-14 minutes depending on the steaks thickness and how well-done you like it. Add butter after, if you like. (Oh, salt and pepper that bad boy before…

When they changed my antidepressant to a less-sedating iteration, I dropped about 20 pounds. It freaked me out because I was afraid I might have cancer as I wasn't trying to lose weight. After going to at least three doctors, I did some online research and in the forums almost to a person the comments were about…

I'm pretty sure rubysecret isn't trying to be funny at all — sarcastic in one sentence, yes. Perhaps you have a reading comprehension problem.

Wow. A snotty reply. What a shock.

Well, in many ways the subculture (I'm including sci-fi.fantasy writing, gaming, and comics here) *is* unfriendly and disrespectful. Look at the ReaderCon debacle. Look at Harlan Ellison grabbing Connie Willis's breast during her hosting of the Hugos . Or how about this assessment by a woman working in the industry:…

I'm not going to be all stalkery, but I kinda love you because of this comment right now.

I'm with the rest of the ladies here, balls are just fine with me. You are hanging with the wrong women, as it were.

I couldn't agree more. Dogs and cats are wonderful.