I love you for this. I'd say it was damned ballsy...

Wow. This comment doesn't make you sound like a total tool at all. Wait....

God, you said it. Now it's double column. wtf

The reason there has to be new porn all the time is because it doesn't have a reviewing quality. As porn is just sex, usually devoid of any emotional content, it gets boring in a big hurry. Emotion is almost always a connective experience whereas fucking is just fucking. The former you can experience it as if it were…

Well, of course he has business acumen falling out of his ass. It's where his head is.

So, 50% of the population are infantile titty-obsessed idiots? This explains so much.

I love you, Saffron. Especially after this comment. And I don't care who knows it.

Oh, I believe that there are Muppets. Don't be sad.

Do they understand that the Muppets are, uhm, puppets? That they aren't real frogs, pigs, or even gay people (not that there would be anything wrong with that). Even by batshit crazy standards this is pretty freaking nuts.

Oh *snort* bwahahahahahahaha!

Cooter, and sometimes, The Undercarriage.

Cooter and, sometimes, The Undercarriage.

And you're still dating him? (Ack, I just went all Mom, didn't I?)

I've been saying for a number of years now that there should be weight limits for players and penalties for excessive roughness (that are actually enforced), and mandatory rest periods after players sustain concussions. Yeah, it'll change the sport. But right now, I'd hardly call it sporting.

Jesus! OMG! Why? Why? WHY?! I am NEVER getting this out of my head. One day, you will pay!

Hate to add a non-snark remark, but according to con, last year there were problems with strollers blocking the fire exits and fire egress for a number of the rooms where programming takes place. If you've ever been to the show, it's hella packed everywhere.

Yeah, it's obvious that you know dick all about logic. Feminist or otherwise.

Then you don't understand depression at all. Just because she's accomplished doesn't mean she can't have crippling depression. It's a brutal disease. LOTS of very esteemed and competent people have struggled with it.

Jesus, he's so stunning. Yes, I'm objectifying him. Now hush while I drool.

Adding baking soda to the cool bath will help, too.