Okay, how in the bloody effing hell of all hells can you keep a full-sized animal of this sort without people knowing?! FFS, these things eat a lot of food. Know what else they do a lot of? Peeing and pooping. And they are loud. Jesus wept. And I see that people did report this to the cops. Cheese and crackers!

Oh god, I heart this comment so much!

Or call it by its older term: hey nonny nonny...

I'll have to ask the vet about adding the meat tenderizer. The cats are on a special diet, but I'll definitely check it out. Thanks!

Your cat eats her own shit? OMG, I'm so happy mine don't do this... Yeah, pets can be odd.

If I thought painting my dog's nails would stop her from eating cat shit out of the litter box, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

@ Flutterbitch is a Queer Virgin Nerd(fighter)

Oh good grief, that should be "Magic MARKER." Spelling fail.

What ever happened to buying the kid a stuffed animal? "Here, Johnny, here's a stuffed owl. Go pretend you're Happy Potter. I'll even draw a lightning bolt on your forehead with a Magic Market. Now go play using YOUR IMAGINATION."

I love you so much right now. "Chip off the old twat." Bwahahahahaha!

to: StanSitwell

Why? Why? Why? Sweet baby Jesus, why?!?

She's still gorgeous!

She's my all-time lady crush. And we're also almost- twins, born only one day apart. Except, she's you know, Michelle Pfeiffer.

I think the tequila *first* might be the better option.

I'm relieved to know at least part of me isn't completely mad.

I'm torn between thinking this is the most disgusting thing I've read outside gaming forums and thinking it's adorable. I worry about what this says about me.

This is a thing? Really? Because no one sucked back the booze like Americans in the sixties. Unless it was Americans in the forties and fifties. (Okay, let's just say Americans...in general.)

Tarts. I'm ashamed for them because they're obviously unable to feel shame for themselves. Trollops.

Shouldn't the OMM be home taking care of their children and making dinner for their husbands rather than galavanting around JC Penney all day? That's almost slutty behavior, by gum by golly. Next thing you know, they'll be wearing slacks, wanting the vote, and burning their unmentionables. Where are my pearls and…