Look guys, I’m not gonna defend Norm on this one, but just... just come right out and actually criticise him, okay? Just say that he said some dumb shit if that’s what you want to say. You really don’t have to smother everything in layers of knowing snark and eye-rolling irony to the point where it’s incomprehensible.

Uh, that wasn’t Seth Simons that Che went after. That was another guy with a similar sounding first name. Close, though.

He was defending Michael Jackson and R Kelly back on Chappelle’s Show and nobody took it seriously then, and they shouldn’t take it seriously now. It’s a joke. Dave Chappelle doesn’t really think kids should be happy to be molested and if you honestly think he does then I don’t even know what to say. I’m not saying…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

This GI Joe with the Kung-Fu grip looking motherfucker is so deeply closeted, he’s practically in the next room.

You’re right. She should...take this article defending Louis CK down? Maybe you should take some anger management courses?

(Also, Katie was around constantly pre-Kinja. She’s been here for a long time.)

No, I was always like this.

Oh my God yes. With that crown. I had only just got over Lane Pryce. Can TV stop killing Jared Harris? *quietly sobs*

For all of Stan's faulty decision-making, I still feel really bad that his life is just collapsing on all fronts. Professionally, he's been out-played in a game he initiated when he commandeered Nina that first time. In his home life, his wife has moved many steps ahead of him in the very game he thought he was…

I think the pastor's scarecrow-from-hell appearance has a lot to do with how creepy he seems.