People love to come up with reasons why nothing Nintendo puts out is a first party game.

Apparently it’s “edgy” to wish there was someone electable running against Trump for once.

A warm turd next to a sea of shit is still a turd.

What if they rallied the dems with a nominee who isn’t shit?

I know what a Nintendo Direct is, thanks.

Why are Nintendo nerds so obsessed with Nintendo Directs?

Destiny, a game about promising to do better next time.

Die alone, incel.

Counterpoint: Vikings are cool as fuck and I want to play as them.

I am 27F and my boyfriend is 27M, “Jim.” We have been together for seven years, but the problem? We have never met in person

Your notes are wrong.

They’re not that educational any more and that’s what I really miss about the old style of AC games. You could read about famous people and places without waiting a year for a dedicated museum mode to get patched in.

... A human version of either of the Dodos would be a middle aged man with a receding hairline and a gut.

PSA: If you reply to me to throat Sony’s dick and try to convince me that PS+ games are beautiful generous gift from Sony and not something I pay $70 a year for, I will absolutely dismiss you because you are a shill and you should get off the internet.

They’re still included in the price and in fact used to be the main reason to have PS+ back when it was the best deal in gaming and not a mandatory fee to play p2p multiplayer games online, which honestly shouldn’t be a thing to begin with.

They’re not free so feel free to express your displeasure. You’re paying for these.

.. Oh.

I love this.

Like Kotaku contributor Chingy Nea, who had her own troubles with a villager who gave off Big Incel Energy, I quickly discovered that the game would not allow me to dismiss my first campsite villager.

I am. I’d rather look at an actual carbuncle than that monstrosity.