I hate it when the script calls for a character to sing a song and they just tell the voice actor to sing without giving them an actual melody so... that happens.

Then these redesigns sound like a substantial improvement to me.

Those characters are 30. 21, and 18. Just how old did they look to you in the Wii version? 

Keep replying to me with spoilers, incels, I absolutely do not care but I do enjoy dismissing and reporting your spam without having to seek it out.

Uh oh, I hope I don’t get spoiled. I would hate to learn in advance that humans are the REAL monsters.

I love that his Animal Crossing character looks exactly like him.

Animal Crossing. Either you like it because it’s charming or you don’t because you’ve never been happy for even one moment in your life.

Animal Crossing. Either you like it because it’s charming or you don’t because you’ve never been happy for even one…

I mean, that’s not a realistic goal. Putting aside the fact that the cap on interest was 99k a month, you’d need 200 million bells in the bank to get 1 million bells a month of interest without a cap.

Everything about this is dumb.

Bougs Bounny.

Then you are an extremely irresponsible person and it’s a good thing you don’t make any major decisions for anyone else.

It reads like baby talk bout when it’s voiced it sounds more like a speech impediment. 

(everything is in my name, he would be on the streets if I left)

The secret is to join a decent Animal Crossing community and just play with them. Only go to towns charging a 500k entry fee so you can disconnect and fuck them over.

So far it’s missing the energy of a typical Games Done Quick, which is to be expected and can’t be helped, but I think it’s still doing my soul some good to be watching this.

I don’t think there’s anything on Earth that makes me more nostalgic than a picture of a tube TV and a game console on a shelf with a bunch of crap on it. Even the lighting is perfect.

It’s really weird to hate a cartoon hamster this much.

And I’m not sure why people insist on replying to “It’s bad” with “We know it would be bad so it’s fine that it’s bad.”

You’re the best part of Kotaku and I figured it was only a matter of time before you got off this sinking ship. Hope you keep bringing those scoops.

They’re doing the PS3 again.