Everyone I know with kids is just a gelatinous blob of misery and stress. 

Kids ruin everything. Of course they ruin Animal Crossing.

Assuming you’re not selling your fossils without donating them first for some reason, you can see a list of them in your catalog.

Record Keeper is typical gacha bullshit. I haven’t played Brave Exvius, because I assumed it was more typical gacha bullshit.

All well and good, but his method of doing so is to wander through cramped, nondescript caves and dungeons, getting in endless random battles devoid of the variety and pep that makes classic turn-based fights irresistible.

What’s the difference? You can’t donate the first egg you fish up to the museum? If you’re just fishing to grind out money, why does it matter if you’re getting eggs or shitty common fish that aren’t worth anything anyway?

In the Before Times before the plague, I was playing through Dragon Marked for Death with a friend and we were having a great time with it. It requires two Switches though.

It’s worth less than selling rare fish, but better than selling common fish, which obviously you’d be getting more of anyway.

All you bitches complaining about eggs and I paid off my house by crafting egg suits and selling them.

I’m glad the world is ending.

I’m not here for any take that involves complaining that a cartoon raccoon child says “thank you” for visiting his store.

I feel like if you can’t enjoy Animal Crossing you need to take a long hard look deep into your soul and figure out why.

Since I updated, I’ve gotten weirdly few balloons. Like, maybe none? I haven’t seen any since this morning.

It’s pathetic. I keep like six upgraded shovels in my closet just so I don’t have to craft them all the time. What would she expect to get for one? A few clumps of weeds? A few in-game pennies? Fuck’s sake, they’re not worth anything.

Bugs especially. If nobody catches them, they’ll just despawn into the ether.

It takes a week to get to the point where it feels like other Animal Crossing games do at the start. You don’t even get background music until you get the permanent residents center.

Very true.

Very true.

Half the Star WArs movies are worse than this one so whatever. 

Half the Star WArs movies are worse than this one so whatever. 

You can buy medicine at the store, or at the tent if you don’t have the store yet. It’s not a big deal....

Nintendo sucks with multiplayer.