FINALLY! The truth is out. You, sir, are a national hero. Now we know Obama is the first and only corrupt politician in US history. Ah, how I long for those golden years of ethical government under Bush, Clinton, ... All the other nations, whose governments are so above reproach, laugh at us.

And what better place to…

The website is disappointing. I’m a huge believer in buying high quality items but high quality is not always high price.

Look man, the Happy Mask Salesman has a Mario mask for a reason ;)

Absolutely.

I find that offensive. I prefer Rashid’s butt.

The time I voided a three-way had hilarious consequences as well. Got me in a real sticky situation.

BobbleTed Cruz will not be making it to the end of Fire Emblem: Path of Reagan.

Nonsense. Devil Jin clearly needs 6 more straps. Exactly 6.

It’s rover rhine rhousaaand!

IT’S OVER 9000!

Chicken parm, you’re full of drugs.....

“David Blatt is available!”

Supprised it took so long. The GM clearly had long been tired of Blatt’s inadequacies in utilizing the players he’d handpicked to be his teammates.

Can they bring back the Czar of the Telestrator? It’s time.

“It’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited”

BRB texting my wife.

I took one step onto grass and now the government is taking away my cats. Grass: not even once.

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

West Philly is home to two large college campuses within blocks of each other, surrounded by several streets’ worth of young, hip neighborhoods.