He was on the Smith rack because some asshole was using the squat rack for... Reasons.

Dude its called a warm up set. Yeah it not ideal but when you have a guy taking up what looks like to be the only squat rack you have to improvise

I get everyone’s outrage about squatting with a smith machine, but yall act like you’ve never done a warm up set before. They probably have been waiting ten minutes for that dumbass to set everything up and fail

Thank god Fire Emblem Fate characters are DLC for Smash Bros. though or no one would buy the game here in the states.

Jones doubled down the next day, saying that Brown deserved “a Grammy” for his acting

Another Oscar snub due to whitewashing

For FF, yes. For Kingdom Hearts, hell no.

This is gonna be like “Why Your Team Sucks” on steroids and I can’t god damn wait.

You can take the Rams out of St. Louis, but you can’t take the racism out of St. Louis.

And blazing into the hot neighborhood of the moment: Inglewood! The Camden of the Pacific!

All of my reviews this year will come with a pictorial verdict at the end.

Antonio Bryant deserves a Grammy for that performance!

Jackson’s from Philly and Ryan is from Boston. As a NY’er I can tell you that when it’s Boston vs. Philly, you’re supposed to root for an injury.

You confused me. For a second I thought the Yankees took on Ryan Howard’s contract.

Rex drafts Mark Sanchez and the officiating is what he considers a disgrace?

Listen if I could afford a $72 dollar ladle I would be all over it, but here we are.

I respect your commitment to the game. But if you in fact have a time machine, can you please go back and eliminate selfies? Find the person who invented them and snuff them out of existense. Much appreciated.

Oh, I’ll be at that McDonald’s, buy a Happy Meal, spit out my drink when I hear the original Pikachu dissed and throw my kid sized fries all over the damned place.

Then, I get out my one white glove...

Meet me in the back of a McDonalds parking lot. I’ll defend OG Pikachu’s honour, you scoundrel.