For the same reason men get promoted after they have quadruple bypass or whatever problem they have due to piss poor health.

Not that I believe for one second that your dumbass question is in any way genuine, but whatever: we have EXACTLY that mystifying situation happening at work right now. Guess what? EVERYTHING IS FINE.

Nah, I responded by signing the contract for my fourth book. 

I swear some people will click on any article that has a headline about abuse allegations just so they can immediately scroll down and accuse a woman of making it all up. 

You mean like a witness?

You notice his team’s defense is that Sonni’s version is “dramatic” and “one-sided”, but they’re not actually saying “false.”

Male feminists are very much welcome! I think it’s just assholes like Phillipe and Weinstein that can make it hard for women to trust men who infiltrate non-male feminist spaces. I think they tend to make such a big song and dance of it, “look at me, I’m such a feminist! Such a nice guy!™” Whereas a man that really…

Urgh, Ryan Phillipe, what a fucking scumbag. More red flags than a Soviet parade. There is something especially odious (though v common) about abusive men who hide in plain sight claiming to be feminists (see also: Weinstein throwing money at Democratic pro-women initiatives when his power and influence were waning.) I…

“I’m not as comfortable with this one because she lived & can tell a different story then me. Luckily the last guy died.”

I do this, too, and it is both funny and sad how they often react to asking if a manager is available. I got great service at a Best Buy, and when I was done, I asked the woman helping me if there was a manager that I could speak with. Her face fell, as she thought she had done a good job and assumed that me wanting…

This is the only time I’ll ever complain about the woman in a beer ad not being stacked enough.

Of course Sam is the better Captain America replacement. For years he’s been a regular guy who still shows up to fight various gods and superhumans because it’s the right thing to do. It’s never been about strength or power, but about who is willing to stand up to the bad guys, regardless of how long the odds are. That…

The problem is I am 100% convinced the Weight Loss companies and culture contribute to the Overweight population, because stuff like Weight Watchers promotes value judgements on food which then basically makes one feel like a ‘failure’ or ‘bad’ or like they might as well give up if they don’t stick to these strict…

Because it marks foods as ‘bad’. Look, I know it’s weird for those who didn’t struggle with growing up inundated on the ‘diet of the week’ as a kid and surrounded by that kind of thinking, but marking foods as ‘bad’ only leads to guilt and shame whenever you ‘cheat’ or ‘break the rules’ and have it.

It’s best to…

“with dozens of high-profile men, including... Britain’s Prince Andrew”

My guess is that this Simmons is actually years older than the one we saw before that.  “We had time” -- they had 5 minutes!  Enoch upgraded the drive and they’ve been time travelling for a while.

Because shut up, Kyle.

also ask him to compare his alcohol consumption before and after 2016.

I want to give Mike Pence a gigantic horkin’ great big shot of sodium thiopental or whatever we’ve got in the way of working truth serum

Counterpoint: Popeyes kicks KFC’s ass.