Time and trauma - that line about her not knowing where Fitz is and “I can’t know” means something. There was a little break in the robotic facade there, so she’s just being very tightly controlled because if she doesn’t, she’s gonna snap one way or the other, was my read.

I want to give Mike Pence a gigantic horkin’ great big shot of sodium thiopental or whatever we’ve got in the way of working truth serum and, when it’s kicked in, ask him what he really thought. Because if it’s anything other than “I was horrified and repelled at the conditions these humans are in, and ashamed at my…

Thank god it’s not just me.

Oh god, yes. Walk in, trainer says “How was your day?”

All the stars for you, both for doing a dozen triathlons (fucking awesome), and for that answer.

Just stop being poor, right? It’s that simple!

Yeah, Pine just doesn’t do it. I’m sure he’s a nice Chris in person and he’s probably kind to kittens and all that, but he’s not a top-ranked Chris. Evans/Hemsworth duel for pole position, then Pine, then daylight, then Pratt, who has a totally appropriate surname.

The ‘where’ is pretty well settled, but I have suggestions on how he could insert that suppository.

It was someone eating a sammich, not setting fire to an orphanage. Calm your farm, Doris. Someone else eating on the train is, at absolute worst, a minor annoyance, and 95% of the time, it’s something barely even noticeable.

He sounds like he’s being played back at 150% speed.

And CNN reports, while Baker deleted the offensive tweet, he tried to pull a Jedi mind trick, saying the racist connotations had not occurred to him because his “mind [is] not diseased.”

Husband just said his head canon is that Mjolnir was pissed at Thor making it into a party piece, so it let Cap move it ever so slightly just to wipe the grin off Thor’s face.

Winters happened before, they’re just unpredictable and vary in length. Doesn’t always mean invasion and the rise of the White Walkers. Before the north realises that this winter is also going to bring invasion, they were already planning for winter anyway - the Citadel sends out white ravens to signal they’re…

Spot on. She’s been on the edge of sociopathy - but now she’s choosing life and connection with humanity.

Get me my tickets for this right now.

For anyone wondering how a publisher bought this pile of dreck: it’s self-published. Because no published would touch this pile of dreck.

I will bet you my hat, my cats and my car that this story was originally fully autobiographical and he’s so fucking stupid that something as basic as Ctrl+F eludes this motherfucker.

Abso-fricken-lutely. Love my cross-body bag. Will never give it up.

Didn’t mean to hit enter - I wanted to add Walk Off The Earth’s cover of Somebody That I Used To Know:

Wolf Totem by The HU - Mongolian metal is a small genre, but this is good.