I am in Canada, and we were going to carve a Conservative symbol (same thing but Canadian) in a pumpkin because we thought it would be scary!

Also, going/being in a bar completely sober is *awkward*. You can see everyone and everything for what they are...shiney, sloppy, smelly, yell-talking.

How many times do we have to have this discussion? Just don't. Stop. Stop making *sexy* headdresses already. It's called cultural appropriation and it is boring.

OMG, you guys, that was funny. That dramatic music. Yes, animals sometimes need to be bathed and they hate it. I have a shi tsu-bishon, and she gets f-in dirty! In like a few days! She hates being bathed, combed, clipped...but it's gotta happen. If not, the mats in her hair pull at her skin. She's such a good girl.

Oooh, I feel really bad for her family. Especially her son.

I was the Solar System! It took one night. All I needed was styrofoam balls, wire and some paint. I had this Xmas decoration with stars that looked like a comet that I waved over my head all night.

Hmm...I haven't started Tamoxifen yet but I wouldn't doubt that it is just another weird side effect. It's kind of hard to tell what is going on with my body. I have a friend who also went through the same thing and she got her period back too. They made me an appointment with a fertility doctor just before my…

WOW. You are all so kind. Really, one thing that I am learning through this is how freakin nice everyone is. Seriously, in my real life we have had an outpour of generosity and love. It makes me want to barf how sentimental I am getting but my faith in humanity has been restored. The good thing about some cancer is…

Oh, I am also going through menopause caused by my chemo treatments and it is making me especially hormonal. I am not even 30 and I actually get hot flashes. It is weird.

I maybe have taken posts on Breast Cancer a little too seriously lately on Jezebel, but that is because I am currently being treated for Breast Cancer! I had mastectomy in August and am doing chemo treatments now, so far I have had two. Oh, and I am 29 years old.

I agree with you.

Like I said to another commentor. It's either do chemo, or die. Chemo is shittttttty. I am doing it now. It fucking sucks. But it is temporary.

Most times you have to do both. I had a mastectomy in August and am doing chemo now. I am 29. There isn't really a choice.

I know this is besides the point - but your southern accents are very sexy and charming!

Lots of you need to get over yourselves and admit that, yes, Halloween *is* expensive and even making your own cheap-ass costume still costs money. Your not better than the rest of us and usually making your own costume is more expensive than buying one. I am being a solar system and I think it will run me about $40-…

I agree, if this was Canada, it would be Telus.

How could she afford that?

I did the same thing and I have mine not at about a 00. But I had mine scalped. I totally regret stretching my ears so big. Now I keep in those rubbery plugs and put earrings through them. I just want to wear regular earrings! (I started at 15 years old and am 30 next month.)

I just assumed they were fake boobs and just sit like that.

- You don't have to give boys blow jobs to get them to like you.