This is why I'm a huge booster of Zachary Taylor. He didn't accomplish much, what with the dying and all, but he was pretty much the only president of the era with a mostly non-evil policy on the great issue of the era, the expansion of slavery.

Maybe…but at the same time 18 year olds heading to college have no idea what the hell they are doing. It's very believable to me that they could be swept up by the energy and charisma of Lorelei, and assume this was normal and cool.

Very glad to see these return!

A review for a Luc Besson action epic that doesn't make you think "this could use an editor" is missing the spirit of the thing!

And overblown nonsense grounded in present day reality gets soap opera.

[Citation needed]

Let's zero in here:

That makes absolutely no sense to me, which does make me more sympathetic to the journalists calling this teleportation.

OK…but in no way is it the movement of matter instantaneously from one place to another, right?

That's awesome.

Yes, that's right, Best Time Ever with Neil Patrick Harris was NOT actually the Best Time Ever.

You're not wrong, but since she is 29, it's the playing the high school student at 28 part that was absurd.

Look, Peter Lawford may be a thug, he may roast settlements, but he is not a gang.

How can you spend your time defending Studio 60, WHEN YOUR BROTHER IS IN A FIELD IN AFGHANISTAN?

XO Marshmallow is prepared for the singularity, and the campfire ban of our new robot overlords.

Good. This show was good, especially once it definitively moved on from awkwardly replaying the events of the film. I am happy there will be more of it.

Yeah, that's the point. He doesn't have a problem with his ex-gf having sex, just as he doesn't have a problem with Peyton Reed's Ant Man existing.

I definitely thought that as a kid going to Disneyworld, but as an adult this spring in Disneyland, Pirates was WAAAAY more impressive than Mansion.

1. It was the 1960s.

It's been clear from its inception that Illumination isn't competing with Pixar or Disney or even Dreamworks for critical respectability. They are competing with Blue Sky for animated B-Movies movies that make gobs of money in the many weeks when an A-List family film isn't there. And there has been no sign that that…