This is fair- it's a bad leak for him as an aspiring movie star.

Well, we kind of did in 84 and 85 with the Ewok movies- carry-over characters from RotJ only!

I mean, the Holiday Special isn't ENTIRELY unlike a Douglas Sirk melodrama…

It would be entirely impractical and dumb and he would never do it, but I kind of like the idea of bringing in Ford to do a loose, improvisation friendly performance, and then rewrite the script and bring in Eirenreich to perform the script filtered through Ford's curmudgeonly rogue instincts.

Hmm, fully bandaged burn victims can be taught to moan on cue…

But actors on fire are terrible at remembering their lines and hitting their marks. Your solution makes the problem worse!

Especially given the inherent challenge of "play a young Harrison Ford as Han Solo".

Damn it, let's just give the line to Chewie.

He was indeed incredible in Hail Caesar.

I'm not saying adding celery to stuffing is the worst crime humanity has ever committed, but….

It's all about the iconic power of coal mining as this symbol of noble real American work, which is odd in and of itself since it wasn't all that long ago we seemed to remember that coal mining is just the absolute worst, and used it as a symbol for "work you want to get people the fvck away from so they don't die".

Hey, sometimes you didn't have to hire the Army, they'd just show up gratis if you needed a hand against those godless blackhearted (and black lunged) commies!

To be fair, if this is an attempt to stop us folks from deluging Teti with dumb questions about commenting software that do nothing to promote Univision's corporate goals…it's not a bad idea.

Why use Reddit when you could use the communications marvel that is KINJA?

No, just lawyers willing to violate ethical principles against filing frivolous lawsuits.

Oh, they're totally threatening to murder Oskar Eustis too. And to attack his daughter.

To be entirely fair, Oskar Eustis absolutely has been receiving death threats. It's only the threats of rape that have been exclusively directed at his wife and daughter!

*Except for larger geese.

When your formula lists the Emmerich Godzilla at number one, you need to rethink your formula.

The government did argue that this was commercial speech, and thus regulation was subject to less scrutiny, but the court bought the argument that trademarks are not automatically commercial speech. They choice of a trademark is used to express ideas and viewpoints- as demonstrated by the present case.