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I think I would have to apologize to said dick on the regular.

As the catalyst for so many other questionable decisions in your life, I think you’d find your dick had long-since forgiven you for that one.

Additional point - we never ever have to talk about anyone’s genitals being in contact with Donald Trump.

Hell, if the rumours are true, he could have done it long distance.

COUNTERPOINT: We never - EVER - need to talk about Moby.

If it was Uncle Milty...you could have classified it as beating Trump with a club.