Jesus Christ, that looks like the list of speakers at the RNC

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Me thinks internal Italian politics were at work here.

That or cost. But I think you are right, can’t muddy the Alfa brand by sharing chassis with a Dodge, gasp!

Guy Fieri angel: And then drive the truck to Flavortown.

Vermont Jeep builder, mid toke...

That’s not a typo, Alanis. They know what they have.

Is it dirty? Who knows? You don’t give a shit.

Green is just awful, particularly that somewhere-between-lime-and-olive hue that was so popular in the late 60s. The interior looks like it should smell like pea soup or vomit.

The P2 made itself known to the world on Top Gear back in 2006, when it got Jeremy Clarkson to puke.

“Geez, Claire honey, how can we give the impression that we are from the ‘Proper’ part of Philadelphia while also letting them know that we are more than willing to park on the grass for Abagail’s soccer tourney?”

I mean, I really should just step up to the Ferd F-Teen-Thousand. Anything less and I might as well wear a leotard and a buttplug.

Waiting for Mango Mussolini to comment about how we need to be tough on Terrorism and Chain Migration in like 5 seconds if the perp is a Brown guy. If not, crickets.

ah yes, the famous and many GM front-wheel-drive enthusiasts

This should be called the Hissy Fit

They’re not random. They’re FOCUSED.

Orange Foolius

Looks like tensions are ramping up.

I found a full body image of it:

If we’re going to salvage and restore something from the past that was opulent, enormous and useless in the modern world, let’s make it count.