This is an awful lot like training an elephant to dance the ballet. As it pirouettes and jetes around the stage you are flabbergasted by its elephantine grace and the ponderous way it sails through the air. Never mind that it is an elephant. It is dancing.

I made so much money selling press kits on eBay, I wanted to treat myself to an E30 M3.

But you’re a big manly man, with a big manly truck, surely you fear no accidents.

Mergio, thoughts?

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side note:

For way less, bringing way better style, and not purporting to be zero anything, there’s always this:

Plus a hose so Bills fans can make sure their friend’s asshole is just a little cleaner before they drink beer from it.

It’s called trickle down economics my friend. Yes the 1% are feasting while the rest of us struggle, but eventually they’ll have to pee, and if we look upward and open or mouths when they do... well, just think of it as second hand champagne!

They should make a wagon and call it the Aston Martin Wagonda.

God damnit. Just. God damnit.

I kinda like this one -

I did a white exterior with an all beige interior - just like your aunt’s 10 year old Accord.

I couldn’t get it to work. It asked me to enter my salary...then abruptly redirected me to chrysler.com.

Motor Trend prefers Soupra.

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Better than when their car company built a fridge.

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

I had to worry about this stuff when I was a kid. No kids should have to deal with those feelings now, but thanks to a stupid percentage of the population of the US, they do.