I feel like Canadians might give a crap about Canada. But I’ve been wrong about this before. Sorry.

Dana always looks like a guy who shows up for the threesome but ends up jerking off in the corner as the two girls go at it.

Here’s my suggestion. Stanton vs. Judge. Pay-Per-View event.

Ultimately we all have agency. Free is more problematic. Every decision, every path chosen, every use of our agency carries with it a cost, even if that cost is only the missed opportunity of using our agency in another way.

$71 million dollars is a steal in 1992 dollars. That’s how inflation works right?

This is fucking fantastic.

This is an indirect consequence of the salary cap and max-salary system, which tends to flatten the actual, on-paper contract differences between competing free-agency bids for most players.

ESPN reporters better get used to this. I think Woj relishes contradicting other reports on technicalities like Hayward informing the Jazz of his decision so he can prove his scoop superiority or something

Holy Shit, if the Wolves get Lowry, I think they can do some serious damage next year! Lowry, Butler, Towns, and Wiggins could be incredibly competitive if they all play well together and have good years.

Welllllll... as Phil Jackson defines the Triangle Offense, it gets a bit more complicated, because basically every player is handed a decision tree.

I, uh, don’t think you know what a Derby is.

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Its the Braves, if they don’t like the results, they can always take it back.

I think Philly shocks the world and drafts an orthopedic surgeon with the #1 overall pick.

It would more correctly be ‘50s.

There’s a Peter Thiel joke in there somewhere.

That’s a winner’s attitude.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Why would the NFL, for example, cut Netflix or another streaming service in on the “rights” to sporting events, rather than just running them on NFL.com?

Jesus was a 33 year old single man in a time period when men and women were married in their early twenties. A single 32 year old man living with his parents? Jesus was gay. It’s all in the bible.