This is a fake article from Haisley. Where’s the 6000-word screed filled with 3000 unnecessary adverbs?

Mays Marichal McCovey Alou brothers Cepeda Pagan turning two Stu Miller getting blown off the mound People jumping out of the left field bleachers for home runs Damn, I had a great life at Candlestick.

These guys look old enough to have worked out whatever problem they had before it got to this stage.

He’s on his third signature shoe from Nike. Where have you been?

Your recollection of your batting prowess as a little leaguer is outstanding.

His friends could see that picture

Let’s just get these out of the way

Thank you for writing about eating disorders. Men suffer, too, but don’t get the support they need (see the immature comments already posted). Food is a fucking tough addiction because you literally cannot live without it.

I don’t suppose Curt reads Deadspin but in the event he does, I’d like to clear something up for him, something I have realized in my time as a fellow white person who isn’t a gigantic piece of shit (just a modest piece of shit). Black people can say nigga, because for one, depending on the context, they aren’t using…

Have a coke and a smile.

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

It is nuts that Bryce Harper is 6 months younger than this guy.

Holy crap, a 13-year old son at the age of 54.

*Door flies open*

I’m starting to think, Billy, that you’re writing some fantastic satire when it comes to soccer lately.

“did everything the wrong way for like 30 years” and yet he played at the highest level in 2 different sports, and is a member of the NFL and college football Hall-Of-Fames. “Sanders is the only man to play in both a Super Bowl and a World Series, to hit an MLB home run and score an NFL touchdown in the same week, and…

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out