Everything you've said can be easily disporven. Did you just pull everything out of your ass? Because no offense, but you seem massively out of touch

Do... Do you understand kids at all? Because what you've just said is perplexing to say the least

Super Pets was already in development before Spider-Verse came out FYI

I stopped reading at "faux outrage"

Or you’ve done something horribly right

It isn't really circumstantial. Hell, Duck and Dawn are back together in that flashback.

Eh, if feels like Alan Moore is jerking off in my face when I read his books

Blackify a black woman....

Huh? She has shown to use fire like blast more in the Pre-New 52 era. I’m fact, I’ve never seen a fire blast in New 52.

Why does DC have to be desperate? Why can’t Gunn just be a really great director with a proven track record of superhero films?

Huh? They have a director, Cathy Yan. How did you miss this news from earlier this year?

Inhumans looked 1000x times worse than this. Stop it.

You mean like this?

By chance, have you seen a “hooker” before? Give you a hint, they look like any other woman. 

Uh, no. They’re television division is doing more than fine 

Rainbows are awesome

All of this sounds lovely 

When’s the last time you’ve ever read Harley bro?

Are you actually reading up on any DC news that doesn’t come from here?

What we got was better than before. And don’t forget Whedon rewrote after that.