How much for the Harlequin edition >?

I would have said when the gas tank’s empty, but needing tires is valid, too.

You took a radial way to get to the point, but I like how you ap-ply your wordplay. Maybe your humor will rubber off on the commentariat.

I’d like to see that owner visit a tire center, where they will promptly take him over to the infamous tread depth chart where the specialist will point and say, “See, sir, you are in red deathzone, you will die if you don’t get new tires.”

The owner will respond with, “But that’s what you said last time I was here…

When I say ‘Mali’, you say ‘bu’.  Mali-

That screw vehicle has been out for years and has seen a lot of minor changes over the years. I have an upgraded/custom one, very fun

You can thank Henry for that second one...

That was...AMAZING!!!!!

Take your damn star!

Something like this?

I’m sure he’s pumped.

He’s just plying his tread I mean trade.

COTD... I think we have a winner!

Well, you've got some balls posting that here.

You go broke by having to replace the front pads every 3000 miles and rotors at 6000.

And please, for the sake of all our souls, no bits of fake sausage in it.

Don’t worry everyone. This video will definitely wait for you...

Tread lightly, my friend. Puns like that are likely to deflate your ego.

I was at a Tire Barn getting new tires for a car that would be totaled 2 months later (such is my life). A lady had come in because a tire on her trailer had gone flat. It and her RV were taking up quite a bit of real estate in the parking lot. She was giving her sob story to the guy at the desk about how they were…

Just stop retreading jokes, you never know when they are going to burst on you.