TX has safety inspections (though the legislature tried to abolish them in their most recent session), but in my experience they don’t actually do anything because people who fail (or think they are going to fail) just keep driving without renewing their registration. When I was there, I’d guess around a 5th of cars…

I’m an adjuster and am handling a claim involving a 98 Saturn. It’s been in storage since the accident last week... Needless to say, the storage costs exceed the car value, so they can keep it as far as I am concerned.

Lol truth

Are you saying that this Malibu needs to be....retired?

That’s a COTD-worthy post right there.

There is only white gravy with copious amounts of pepper to go on a country fried cut of meat.

Yes, but white gravy or brown gravy?

I totally agree with the passenger speaking, “Back up people!! There’s a plane in front of you!!”

1. One of the beefy rocky looking dudes that flings dirtballs.

Because copy editing is a thing of the past.

I too thought about the pocket idea.Hopefully someone comes up with something.
I’d make DIY versions for my own clothes except that would involve my least favorite job of all time- sewing.

I do that when i feel sleepy while in a meeting

Clearly, the author meant to store your key in RFID-blocking porpoises. This provides a number of layers of security.

I guarantee you they exist, but the idea behind them is probably actually to block the phone signals so they don’t give you colon cancer.  Which is what my grandmother tells me will happen if I keep my phone in my pocket.  I hope she’s wrong, because I’m doing it anyway.

Because Jalopnik quotes a lot of dumbass publications, like USA Today, that fired all of their copy editors years ago, because profits?

Meh, happens with mustard as well. I like the idea of squeezable sour cream. Lets you add small amounts when its called for.

So, it would be the same as catsup?

As a society, we have all accepted the fact that mustard should be shaken before being squeezed. I think we can learn to do the same for sour cream.

Or we can use the package that RN posted a picture of. That works too.