Since Rosin introduced their theory of quitting time shade.

Nah. Calculate where the shade will be for the hour preceding quitting time and work from there. 

Be careful. Shade often means bird poop.

Dude, I know where you are going with this, but I don’t think she is going to tell us if she likes making love at midnight on the dunes of a cape.

Where I live, if it’s raining hard enough to need an umbrella, it’s usually too windy for an umbrella. 

I play this trick at CFA sometimes. I know the employee has “ITS MY PLEASURE!!” on the tip of their tongue, ready to go, at all times.

I feel you for #3. I work at home but I’m still on the clock so I have to somewhat obey a regular day work schedule. Problem is that the corporate air conditioned office is in Texas and I’m not. So far the best answer for me is get up at the crack of dawn, work on stuff I don’t need any help with first, and then…

You’ll always be my COTD!

Duh.  We’ve been doing this with Coca Cola for decades.

I am a grad student in Texas prone to insomnia. I am very prone to becoming nocturnal during summer without classes and sometimes think just doing it. It’s not worth it trust me. It is hard to maintain any sort of life structure that includes other people. Also, there really isn’t much to do after 2am. Anything more…

Bump for question 3!

4. Good ventilation system and location not in a floodplain.

Now I know what a haikoogolly is.

Oooh that’s a good one. I can’t see the youtube link to the stairs video I tried to post. I hope it went through.

Earths upwards struggle,

I prefer the mystery of not knowing. It adds an air of gravitas to the story.

None of those cars have been redesigned since Sergio decided to phase out the grille and use the double dashes.

I think an SM-2 is some kind of Graf, manufactured by TKTKTK.

Meh, they’re city folks. Their only source of cowboy and country are “Electric Horsemen”, “Rhinestone Cowboy”, “Dallas”, today’s crop of country singers whose only real contact with cattle are at the local petting zoo, and mud-bogging songs. I’ve handled cattler all my life, and for me it only takes a good “hoop” and…