1999 Ford Expedition XLT.

You hear that, Ford? People want this. Make it happen.

I’m not a parent, but I’ve met a few, and I even have some of my own. The general consensus seems to be “Parenting is one of the hardest things you will ever do in your life, but it’s completely worth it.” If that’s true, then for many people, a minivan full of kids is a pretty happy life.

Did you know that those poles have a specific name? They’re called bollards.

And the European Escort was very different from the American Escort, wasn’t she it?

Neutral: Can we actually not do that, please? There are plenty of good new car names to come up with if you try hard enough. Here, I’ll give you some ideas for free:

Blue cheese is one of those few things that I personally really like, but can completely understand why many other people don’t like it at all.

Goodness, y’all. Seven hundred seventy-seven stars. I didn’t even know there were that many.

“He tossed them in a tub by the door, and Keitch picked them up to give them a watch.”

Halfway through reading the scenario, I thought, “Torch is going to recommend an S-Cargo, isn’t he?” I think this is one of the rare cases where the Torch answer actually makes perfect sense.

If you think that’s bad, try reading the rest of the comment.

Thanks! Animal is my favorite Muppet. Who is yours?

Yes, very much like that.

Remember these crazy things?

Do I even want to know what fake sausage is?

Personally, I think that was an excellent application of tire-based humor...

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

If you know what this video is, it’s probably time for you to watch it again anyway.

I’ve never even heard of a fried steak with brown gravy. Is that a thing?

I like throwing this fact out there whenever the subject comes up.