Here’s what I’ve got in my truck:

Again with the “hay bails.” Silly Yankees.

Yeah, something like that would be perfect for driving to work every day during the week, and whatever projects you need to do over the weekend.

I know the HotWheels cars you’re talking about. I think my brother had a Baja Bug with that paint. We ‘90s kids had some cool toys.

Seriously, I do too. Maybe some kind of moss- or lichen-like organism could be engineered to act like living paint.

This is really starting to sound like the kind of idea that’s just waiting for technology to catch up to it.

Yeah, wouldn’t that be cool? I mean, as long as the paint didn’t then fall off...

I’m still waiting for the special paint option that changes colors in the fall.

Breaking the Law(s of grammar)

This right here is useful. I’ve been waiting for something like this for my S9+. I think I’ll do exactly what you did: use the button to change sound modes.

First gear: In other news, the sun rose again this morning.

You’re welcome, fellow citizen of the internet.

Pretty sure AMC is the right answer here. I think the company that invented the crossover should be able to thrive in today’s market.

“l4 RWD Manual: 3,580 • l4 RWD Auto: 3,516 • I4 AWD Auto: 3,673 • V6 RWD: 3,774 • V6 AWD: 3,887”

I started reading the article, and immediately had to scroll all the way down here to thank you for using “another think coming” instead of “another thing coming.” Now I’m going to scroll back to the top and finish reading.

Nope, that is correct. “You’ve got another think coming” is the original expression, and it makes at least some sense; it means, basically, “You’re wrong; think again.” But the K sound immediately followed by a hard C often caused the phrase to be misunderstood as “you’ve got another thing coming,” which makes much…

That would make sense if ghost voting wasn’t a thing.

Some lucky bastards are getting paid to design, build, test, and drive stupid-fast lawnmowers for Honda, and none of those lucky bastards are me.

Of all the things one could get famous for, this is so far from the worst. Well done, lemon-rolling-video-man.

Is he really stupid, though? Stay with me here.