Don’t get me wrong; I’m only presenting the way tariffs are supposed to work. I don’t think for a second that they’ll actually work.

Definitely not disagreeing with you there.

Why doesn’t somebody just show this graph to Parsident Tormp? He wouldn’t understand it, but the pretty colors would probably keep his attention for at least a little while.

Yeah, the tariffs are dumb and stuff. But sometimes I like to look for positive things in dumb stuff.

“...frequently made drastic steering dives towards the hay-bails...”

So if the cars were rented, and they got impounded, can the rental company charge the drivers for the towing and impound fees? I kinda hope so.

That headline made me so sad...

Yup, you’re right. David, you better fix this before Torch sees it.

I’m pretty sure that “TIE Fighter-themed Ford Ranger” is actually a Polaris Ranger.

Yeah, how many major parties do y’all Canadians have? Seven? Can we borrow some of yours? Ours are defective.

Yeah. I wasn’t aware there was another way to interpret that.

I was just thinking the other day, aren’t republicans supposed to be all about the free market and smaller government? I try to read, think, and talk about politics as little as possible, but I grew up in a conservative household, and of course I had to have some idea of what that meant. These days, it seems like…

Yup, you’re totally right. Seems like kind of an odd choice; one would hope that any person qualified to drive this exquisite piece of engineering mastery would be able to easily convert between 100s and 1,000s in their head.

Huh, I guess you’re right. I don’t really understand why it’s that way, but at least it’s not wrong.

Normal Wizard: *poof*
*Jason is sent to Daihatsu in the 1990s*

Pretty sure the whole thing will just flip over backwards if you give it too much throttle.

Excuse me:

I love the looks of the V90, and if I had the money, I’d still probably buy one. I’d just have to get used to adjusting everything before I start driving, like you said. If it’s an automatic climate control system, I’d probably just find a temperature I like and leave it alone.

I see a lot of complaining on Jalopnik about touchscreen control systems that require looking as well as touching. Please keep doing that. Maybe if the right people keep griping persistently, car companies will eventually realize that we want our knobs and buttons and switches back. Any function the driver is likely…

That actually looks nice. Too nice to ever come to America.