Breaking the Law(s of grammar)

This right here is useful. I’ve been waiting for something like this for my S9+. I think I’ll do exactly what you did: use the button to change sound modes.

First gear: In other news, the sun rose again this morning.

You’re welcome, fellow citizen of the internet.

Pretty sure AMC is the right answer here. I think the company that invented the crossover should be able to thrive in today’s market.

“l4 RWD Manual: 3,580 • l4 RWD Auto: 3,516 • I4 AWD Auto: 3,673 • V6 RWD: 3,774 • V6 AWD: 3,887”

I started reading the article, and immediately had to scroll all the way down here to thank you for using “another think coming” instead of “another thing coming.” Now I’m going to scroll back to the top and finish reading.

Nope, that is correct. “You’ve got another think coming” is the original expression, and it makes at least some sense; it means, basically, “You’re wrong; think again.” But the K sound immediately followed by a hard C often caused the phrase to be misunderstood as “you’ve got another thing coming,” which makes much…

That would make sense if ghost voting wasn’t a thing.

Some lucky bastards are getting paid to design, build, test, and drive stupid-fast lawnmowers for Honda, and none of those lucky bastards are me.

Of all the things one could get famous for, this is so far from the worst. Well done, lemon-rolling-video-man.

Is he really stupid, though? Stay with me here.

Don’t get me wrong; I’m only presenting the way tariffs are supposed to work. I don’t think for a second that they’ll actually work.

Definitely not disagreeing with you there.

Why doesn’t somebody just show this graph to Parsident Tormp? He wouldn’t understand it, but the pretty colors would probably keep his attention for at least a little while.

Yeah, the tariffs are dumb and stuff. But sometimes I like to look for positive things in dumb stuff.

“...frequently made drastic steering dives towards the hay-bails...”

So if the cars were rented, and they got impounded, can the rental company charge the drivers for the towing and impound fees? I kinda hope so.

That headline made me so sad...

Yup, you’re right. David, you better fix this before Torch sees it.