I’m pretty sure that “TIE Fighter-themed Ford Ranger” is actually a Polaris Ranger.

Yeah, how many major parties do y’all Canadians have? Seven? Can we borrow some of yours? Ours are defective.

Yeah. I wasn’t aware there was another way to interpret that.

I was just thinking the other day, aren’t republicans supposed to be all about the free market and smaller government? I try to read, think, and talk about politics as little as possible, but I grew up in a conservative household, and of course I had to have some idea of what that meant. These days, it seems like…

Yup, you’re totally right. Seems like kind of an odd choice; one would hope that any person qualified to drive this exquisite piece of engineering mastery would be able to easily convert between 100s and 1,000s in their head.

Huh, I guess you’re right. I don’t really understand why it’s that way, but at least it’s not wrong.

Normal Wizard: *poof*
*Jason is sent to Daihatsu in the 1990s*

Pretty sure the whole thing will just flip over backwards if you give it too much throttle.

Excuse me:

I love the looks of the V90, and if I had the money, I’d still probably buy one. I’d just have to get used to adjusting everything before I start driving, like you said. If it’s an automatic climate control system, I’d probably just find a temperature I like and leave it alone.

I see a lot of complaining on Jalopnik about touchscreen control systems that require looking as well as touching. Please keep doing that. Maybe if the right people keep griping persistently, car companies will eventually realize that we want our knobs and buttons and switches back. Any function the driver is likely…

That actually looks nice. Too nice to ever come to America.

I wonder how similar the 1zz-FED is to the 1ZZ-FE that was used in Corollas, Matrixes, Vibes, and other cars. Wikipedia tells me the connecting rods are different, and they were built in different factories, but doesn’t mention anything else.

“Rough” and “shabby” are really a stretch; the thing is mostly just dirty. That many miles on a Toyota is barely broken in. Give it a good cleaning, do something about the seats (recover, reupholster, or just replace; there are only two of them, after all), and I’d DD that thing so hard. NP all the way.

The first time I tried one, that was literally my first thought: “This is a lot like an Icee. I like it.”

Here are a few vehicles that are more coupe-like than the CLS, but still definitely not coupes:

Thank you. I’ll take this nice carbon fiber one.

My wife, who works at Chick-fil-A, was unable to confirm whether or not “leather daddy” would be considered a cow costume for the purposes of this promotion.

Neutral: My goal is to become so good at looking busy that nobody ever asks me to do anything, because they assume I’m already doing something for somebody else.

Those are true words. We got a good deal in an area that has been experiencing a lot of growth, at a time when interest rates were low. I’ve got big plans for this place; I’m just not looking forward to the associated tax increases (because Texas).