Meh. Build a real-life recreation of Rainbow Road, and you’ll have my attention.

I used to work at an amusement park that had go-kart racing. On those karts, speed was limited by a bolt behind the throttle pedal, held in place by a jam jut. The bolts were adjusted on all the karts to keep them about the same speed. If one knew what one were doing, it was possible for one to reach one’s arm around…

Sorry, I somehow confused the Subaru Ascent with the Isuzu Ascender, which was actually kinda similar in some ways.

Won’t you be my neighbor?

Here’s a crazy idea: what if the radiator also functions as a coolant-to-fuel heat exchanger? If the fuel needs to be evaporated before combustion, wouldn’t that be easier if it were heated first?

For those of us who do have microwaves, I’ve found that it works best if you put the butter as close to the edge of the turntable as possible.

1. What is the significance of the number 19? Do you not see it as a challenge to find the secret 20th cup holder?

I wish I’d bought one with the 4.3. I’d gladly lose a few MPG in exchange for the ability to accelerate up a hill.

I actually don’t find that too hard to believe. The poor little 4-banger struggles so hard to move that truck, I’m sure it’s not operating at peak efficiency.

It’s funny because you forgot your opening quotation mark, and the period should probably go before the closing quotation mark.

“...I wanted to take one moment briefly before that to salute it’s most charming throwback feature.”

I don’t drink and drive. Why should my truck?

“Regardless, I can’t to see what the new high-output Cayman and Boxster are like.”

Now if only we could find a genuine recording of Einstein playing the violin. That would make me happy.

Yeah, that’s another great thing about frozen vegetables. I think fresh fruits and veggies are usually harvested before they’re actually ripe, so that by the time they make their way to your kitchen, they’re pretty much ready to eat.

Good to see there’s already lots of healthy, reasonable discourse going on here.

Is there a large Goron population in China?

I guess my wife and I are technically millennials. We don’t buy a lot of frozen foods, except vegetables. Those steam-in-the-bag microwavable ones are so easy, it leaves no excuse for not eating vegetables with dinner. I know there are better, tastier ways to prepare veggies, but with some salt, pepper, and butter,…

“ A couple years back, my buddy who grew up around the corner from my back in Davis needed to drive to his work as a tour guide to one of the glaciers in southeast Alaska, and he needed someone to drive with him.”

Ooh, math. Looks like it’s time to dust off the TI 200 Voyage calculator I used in college.