You haven’t read many of my comments, have you?

It’s on my long list of things to do once I somehow become wealthy.

If regular-grade gasoline goes away, then my options will be:

1. Do you think, in a boardroom full of Hyundai executives, somebody just said, “Let’s call our performance division N, because it’s one better than M,” and everybody else was like, “Yeah, that’s a great idea, let’s do that”?

Yeah, that actually sounds quite nice.

Personally, I see no possible way one could confuse this with a kitten.

I must know what these heavily-armed goons think of other triangular foods:

Fill with dry ice, and you’ll be nice and cool and dead in the morning.

The only thing I can figure is that when the sun is down, radiant heating isn’t really happening. Maybe that makes a difference.

People who sleep in cars: how does that work? Do you only sleep in your car when the temperature outside is relatively cool? Do you leave the engine and AC running all night and die of carbon monoxide poisoning? Are you just really good at sleeping and sweating at the same time? I’m from Texas and I don’t understand.

Yup, Jalopnik is muted on my browser now.

Please don’t be like this, Jalopnik. You know we don’t want autoplay videos. Please refund my click.

It looks so happy! Be free, Atlas. Go out into the world and love it.

Sorry if you’ve been asked this question before, but as a vegan, what do you think of the idea of lab-grown meat? Presumably, way back at the beginning, the original cells would have come from an animal, although that animal would not have been killed in the process.

No. Let’s just ban crashing them, and super-ban crashing them on planes.

For an individual person, not very often. I didn’t buy a truck because I need a truck all the time; I bought it because I need it sometimes, and none of my friends have trucks, and they’re going to need one sometimes too.

Oh heavens no. That would make a dreadful mess on the upholstery.

I sure am glad you posted that, because after following your link, I learned that those magnificent engines powered, among other things, a plane that was called the Pregnant Guppy:

I read about that on Wikipedia a few hours ago. Apparently the only exceptions are multi-row and two-stroke engines. So you can have a stack of four five-cylinder radial engines all sharing one crankshaft, and you’d have 20 cylinders. Or you can have an even number of cylinders if it’s a two-stroke engine, because you…

So my friend and I can sit on the rear jumpseats with our antique shotguns while my chauffeur stands up through the sunroof and throws clay pigeons for us to shoot at?